Conversations with Odie

Jason: "Oliver, do you know whose birthday it is today?"  (Points to me)
Oliver:  "Happy Birthday Mom!  I'm going to tell Aunt Tracy to get you a cake!"

Conversations with Odie

Odie: I'm an animal keeper...that's why I got a lot of poop on me!

Conversations with Odie

Oliver:  Evan is my bestest friend in the world for 100 years!!

:)

Conversations with Odie

Oliver: "Mommy, we need to cut my nails tonight..
Me: "Are they getting long?"
Oliver: "They are scratchy...I dont want to scratch my friends when I hug them!"

Conversations with Odie

I put Oliver to bed for the millionth time....
Oliver: "you smell like cookies mommy! You eatin cookies mom?"

BUSTED!

Conversations with Odie

Oliver:  "Momma, do the "I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie" dance!"

Conversations with Odie

Oliver: I've got a secret...I eat dinosaurs... I kill them and eat them.
Me: what do they taste like?
Oliver: cherries. I eat it with strawberries and brown berries (looks outside) oh no....dinosaurs eat me! I don't like dinosaurs....

Conversations with Odie

Odie: You're my friend
Me: You're my best friend
Odie: In the whole world!

Melt my heart :)

Conversations with Odie

Me: "Odie, it's time to go home."
Odie: "NOOOO....I want to ride my cooter!"

Someday he will think that's funny...

Conversations with Odie

Odie: (Being Obnoxious) "It's funny Mama!"
Me: "What's funny Odie?"
Odie: "Me!" (Laughing)

Conversations with Odie

Odie: I pooped in the toilet Mom! A REAL BIG ONE!

Conversations with Odie

Odie: "I don't think Trudy likes bubbles..."
Me: "No, I don't think she does."
Trudy: (Fleeing the scene)

Conversations with Odie

Me: Did you have a bad dream at school today?
Odie: (looks down) yes...
Me: What was it about?
Odie: Monsters....Monsters bite me...

1 minute later....

Odie: Mama's armpit (smells) pee-u! Smell my armpit!

Conversations with Odie

Odie: Where Dad at?
Me: He went to work, honey.
Odie: Daddy make money!
Me: Yes Oliver, Daddy making money.

Conversations with Odie

Me: We're going camping next weekend at Grandma's Lake.
Odie: Oh no! Crocodiles!!